Scumbag Boogie Haircut by Schorem

If Captain Blackbeard and Anne Bonney would have had a love baby we're pretty sure it would have looked like our own Pirate Paul, the scurvy, beARRRRded buccaneering bARRRRber who sailed the canal in his black sailed vessel to plunder, loot and maraud the lowlands... ARRRRmed to the teeth with straightrazor, badger and hairdryer he unfortunatly didn't scARRRRe the local peasants and countrymen as much as he hoped for so he continued his queeste for blood, mayhem and murder all the way to Rotterdam leaving a trail of used teabags instead of the tortured and mangled bodies his pirating lust for treasure and violence was hoping for... Dusty and weARRRRy he ended up in that shave haven where all scum and scallywags wash up, The Holy Ashtray to some known as Schorem Haarsnijder En Barbier Of course those Rotterdam scumbags took this old robber in as one of their own and so the notorious pirate became one of the scissor slinging dandies hanging his sword and pistols above the fire place to rest in peace and as a remembrance of days gone by, sipping on a cuppa... Talking about days gone by, Paul Taylor-Clinch is gonna follow his dreams and open his own barbershop called Black Sails Barbersshop back in his beloved Brittain in the beautiful town called Bath, we're gonna miss you, you tea gurgling Brit... We're proud to announce that Paul will be a scumbassador for Reuzel Pomade and Reuzel UK so we'll be hearing from this brigand. For now, enjoy Paul's work for he's an excellent ba