Southern Promises

Keep the dream alive. This week, Jimmy and Larry are soberly keeping it together after a work lunch to talk cool black guys asking James how his sneakers fit, whether or not you should wake up your seatmate on a flight, American Airlines sucking ass, a dubious day trip to Atlanta and how our boy Viggo saved our ass, top 5 wings all time, charming hostesses with titty tattoos, airport al fresco sushi, when southern hospitality goes wrong, the Fab 5’s lack of a Venn diagram jawn, Big Wet going big turbo on the lanes, twinks tossing 10s, how TF ultimately fared at Nolita Dirtbag’s bowling night, new ways to know Lawrence is drunk, the butterfly effect of putting Gus Dapperton on to his bowling team destroying you, gossiping over McDonald’s at Chef’s new crib, St. John x Drake’s living up to all expectations and much more.